Relationship Goals Not Met

[Luka Hollister]

(Luka and I both hate you for that but it's now canon)

STILL A MURDERER
EVEN WITH THOSE BABY BLUES

[Rena Im]

( )

Mhm

You know you wanna

give him a SMOOCH

[Luka Hollister]

...did you just say
Smooch?

Are you 5? 🤨

[Rena Im]

No, I typed it 

Hmm

You're not confirming or denying it

I see~

[Luka Hollister]

...I would legit go down on him so hard

But he's a murderer so
That makes that highly unlikely

I have morals okay
And standards

(He doesn't)

[Rena Im]

You DO?

Where, I've never seen them

;)

[Luka Hollister]

I've always had them!!!!

I'm a VEGAN
I HAVE MORALS

[Rena Im]

I meant your standards
Wait
Would that line up with your morals?

You can still like someone who has DIFFERENT MORALS

(She's only smart sometimes.)

[Luka Hollister]

HE HAS NO MORALS
HE'S A MURDERER

[Rena Im]

JUST because he's not VEGAN?

That ONE thing??

Babe, plz

[Luka Hollister]

What? NO
Because
HE
MASS
MURDERS
ANIMALS
FOR
A
LIVING

[Rena Im]

And you're probably killing all the little critters crawling on the ground outside
With every
step
of
the heel

Poor little ants

But really, what do you think of carnivorous animals then? Do you think animals are ALL FUCKING FRIENDS IN NATURE?

[Luka Hollister]

...

Okay...

[Rena Im]

I'm sorry babe
Did I step too far?

I was mostly messing around with you

[Luka Hollister]

It's fine

Are you coming to book club this week?