Relationship Goals Not Met

[Rena Im]

Hm
Dammit
I'll...

go tell that pretty ranch boy you
LOVE him

and his meat ;)

[Luka Hollister]

I do not LOVE him
I DESPISE him

And I WILL
END
YOU

[Rena Im]

That sounds like DEFENSIVENESS
DEFENSIVE sounds like I struck a cord

in your little pretty tall boy loving heart

COME GET ME SIS
YOU GONNA BEAT ME WITH YOUR DRAG HEELS?

[Luka Hollister]

Bitch I will strangle you with a feather boa

[Rena Im]

Maybe I'D like THAT, hm~?

[Luka Hollister]

GOOD BECAUSE I'LL STRANGLE YOU
THEN LET YOU BREATHE
THEN STRANGLE YOU AGAIN
AND REPEAT

Stay away from that ranch!
And from that stupid caveman Wesley Carter!

[Rena Im]

GO FOR IT BITCH


Oooh it's SO tempting though, sweetie...

[Luka Hollister]

NO DO NOT
I'm almost 1000% sure he's straight

So
DON'T

[Rena Im]

HUMPH
In that case
FINE
I don't want to ACTUALLY hurt you

'Almost' though?? How can you even tell? What kind of convo did you two have??

[Luka Hollister]

Ugh here

*screencaps convo with Wes*

Is he not just like
The king of weirdness? Look at how many times he flip flops

Pretty sure he's not into it

[Rena Im]

He seems
Indecisive

Or bear with me here

CONFUSED

I mean, some people have to play around a little to find out what they're really into
Hell he could be into both and not know
Idk sweetie

[Luka Hollister]

What like
he's in the closet or something? LOL

[Rena Im]

Maybe!!
In the closet
AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE IS

Or if he's bi would that be...

Halfway in the closet?

[Luka Hollister]

Whatever he is
Bi, gay, closeted

He is still
A FILTHY
MURDERER

[Rena Im]

A very

Hot

'Murderer'

(She sends him photos of juicy hamburger steaks on occasion, I bet it.)