Relationship Goals Not Met

[Luka Hollister]

BABE

OMG you will not BELIEVE what happened today!

Rena ImR

[Rena Im]

UH spill it, right now!

It better actually be EXCITING or I'll be disappointed, sweetie

[Luka Hollister]

HAHA
Bitch it's not like you can DO anything to me even if it's boring ;P

But okay so
Thought it was going to be a TOTALLY boring saturday shift at the cafe
And then these ADORABLE middle-aged men came in and just destroyed me

They kept gazing into each other's eyes
and holding hands
and
like they were SO into each other

I'm so jealoussss babe
When do I get to have a guy look at me like I'm the sun and the moon to him?!??!

[Rena Im]

(She'll shift and bite his pretty face.)
Don't challenge me, sis :3

How disgustingly cute, OMG so jelly too. My fav kind of couple and how do you even last in a relationship that long??

One day! You're pretty and fun, some guy will scoop you right off your feet EVENTUALLY. How are two pretty people like us single?

[Luka Hollister]

They might be new... I swear I've seen one of them at the club, but the other one
Omg he's like the cute geeky type <3
I gave them both my number. Heheh

Also
So true
It's a crime for us to be so beautiful and unappreciated babe

[Rena Im]

Oh~?
How precious!
Of course you did

Right? Honey you know we deserve the HOTTEST of hot guys. Are all other attractive people running out of Hazleton??
We gotta go hunting out some cuties

[Luka Hollister]

Fingers crossed one
Or both of them
Call~

SIGH
Cuties are all taken, it seems
Or they're straight
Barf
No offense
But barf

[Rena Im]

You have to tell me if they do!!

'Barf' Only because you can't have any of the straight ones~.
It's ok hun you gotta save some for me ;)

We'll hunt out some single ones if we reach out enough
And search through all the clubbing

[Luka Hollister]

Naturally!

:( I want all of them

[Rena Im]

You gotta share! Sharing is caring!
You're a bad friend if you try to hoard all the hot guys >:(

[Luka Hollister]

I'm not a bad friend!
I'm a greedy friend 😆

Hey are there any cute guys where you work? They're all pretty fit right?

[Rena Im]

True, I acknowledge. At least you know! 

Pretty much yeah, gotta be in this work. Wellll the ringleader is my type but going after the new boss is WEIRD. He's friendly maybe you'd get on well ;)

A lil bit of a sad guy though so if you don't like your man emotional thennn

I have nothing, dear
None of the other guys talk to me :(

[Luka Hollister]

Uhh
Honey I supply the emotional baggage, okay

Nobody else that's hot?
Wait what about this ringleader guy? Why not go for it??

[Rena Im]

Of course you do 

Hmmm MAYBE Jeremy? He's one of our clowns but out of costume he's a LOOKER. Pretty hazel eyes too
Why not me go for it?? Or let you?

[Luka Hollister]

Innnnterresting
And this Jeremy is into men?

Also YOU
YOU go for it!