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Started by Joel Carter, Apr 26, 2019, 07:04 AM

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No sir
But you have superhuman levels of trolling that most dads don't...

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I learned it from my troll sons.

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Can you be my dad? You seem like you'd be a cool dad.

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Haha!

Tell that to my boys. They don't think so.

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Yeah well everybody thinks their dad is lame.

At least you GOT a sense of humor!

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You think dads can't have a sense of humor?
What'll happen when you're a dad?

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No, I think my dad can't have a sense of humor sir. None at all. Not even a single dad joke.

And I'll never be a dad cause
The world's not ready for an offspring of mine... heh...

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Tch, if that was the case, I'd be a bachelor right now.
Nobody's ready to release offspring on the world.

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Wes was an accident wasn't he? I always knew he was. Hahaha!
Just kidding! Just jokes sir.

You did good with Teddy though. He's real smart! My little sister says he's the smartest kid in their grade. (But she might have a crush on him, so she's a little biased, idk.)

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That's how life usually happens. He's been resilient, though. Doesn't let the past drag him down.
And Teddy's gonna be a goddamn genius. He's already smarter than me, little shit. Don't let it get to his head or we'll all pay for it.

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...yeah Wes is a good guy. I give him a lot of shit but I gotta admit, he's never let me down.
Don't tell him that though! I'm not mushy okay!

C'mon Teddy's gonna turn out all right. And if he needs to be put in his place, all you gotta do is like
Hold up an ice cream sandwich above his head and watch him jump for it

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He'll make a good family man.

And Teddy... don't know where that shorty came from because it's all height on my side.

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Is that what you want? Grandkids?

Maybe Teddy'll hit a growth spurt and be like 7 feet tall! But he's so cute when he's itty bitty!!

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Not pushing for them for anything but yeah, they'd be nice.
Probably, that's exactly what happened with Gil.

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I can't. I just can't. A bunch of Wes Jrs running around...

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