Summer work opportunity

[Joel Carter]

[Located in the Jobs section]

Looking for work experience this summer? I could use a ranch hand to help out on the Carter ranch.

-No experience required
-Comfortable around horses
-Part time
-$12/hr

[Stefjan Auer]

Hi Mr. Carter!

Wes said you needed help on the ranch this summer?

I promise I'll be good and I'm still REALLY SORRY about knocking down that section of fence near the creek!
Also I can babysit my boy Teddy if you wanna like go out on the town and stuff! :D

-Stef

[Joel Carter]

Wes is getting a spanking.

[Stefjan Auer]

...please don't ever say that...

Is that a no? :(

[Joel Carter]

You never did get my sense of humor.

I'll see you at noon.

[Stefjan Auer]

...hahahahaha
Good one Mr. Carter. I see where Wes gets his sense of humor from...

I'll be there bright and early!
Uh
Noon

[Joel Carter]

If you're late, the job's going to somebody else.

[Stefjan Auer]

Well, sir, the joke's on you now because
I'm already sleeping out at the ranch gates! So I'll be EARLY

[Joel Carter]

Mind the horse turds.

[Stefjan Auer]

YESSIR

Tell Teddy I said hi!!

[Joel Carter]

Don't corrupt the boy.

[Stefjan Auer]

Whaat? Me corrupt Teddy?

More like the other way around! Ever since he got me into Pokemon Go my grades have skydived!

[Joel Carter]

That's your own problem. Learn to exercise discipline and voila, problem solved.

[Stefjan Auer]

Sir
With all due respect

That is SUCH a DAD thing to say!!!!

[Joel Carter]

And what do you think you're talking to? One of the damn horses?