Adulting

[Tim Zhong]

Hey Evie

Tell mom and dad I'm working late tonight

Also I'm not gonna be home this weekend

[Evie Kwon]

What? Why?

[Tim Zhong]

The guys and I are going to Portland

[Evie Kwon]

Without me?!

What guys?!

[Tim Zhong]

Why would we bring you?!

The guys! My guy friends from
work!

[Evie Kwon]

Why NOT bring me? :(

[Tim Zhong]

Because

What if we hit up a
strip club or something??

(>.>)

[Evie Kwon]

Oh.
Um.
Why
would you do that?

[Tim Zhong]

It's
What guys do!

[Evie Kwon]

What about girls?

[Tim Zhong]

I'm not a girl! How would I know?!

[Evie Kwon]

No i mean.  If girls go then you wouldn't have to go to
Those places

[Tim Zhong]

Yeah good point...

I mean
No!
It's what men do so I'm doing it too

[Evie Kwon]

What men? Not all men!

[Tim Zhong]

You don't even know any men!