Going to hell in a handbasket

[Hanale Noem]

Hi!

Is this Kylar? I'm Will's friend Hanale.
He said he was going to set us up on a blind date thing?

Kylar Sheridan

[Kylar Sheridan]

It is ME, Kylar!
But that little snake.
I told him I could ask out my own dates!
Did he make me sound pathetic?
Look, when I told him I didn't have a lot of time, it was true.
There's a lot of animal stuff going on right now!
It's CRAZY out there!

[Hanale Noem]

Um
Okay I'm not going to lie, he did say you needed to get laid quite badly
Which... is probably because of all the stress...
You sound really stressed

What's happening with the animals?

[Kylar Sheridan]

omg... I'm gonna kill Will!
HE'S WORSE THAN MIK

I'm not stressed! I'm
okay I'm a little stressed.
But there's a lot of wounded animals lately.
Something nasty is in the forest.
Like worse than normal nasty.

[Hanale Noem]

If it makes you feel better, I really need to get laid too? :)

Will said you worked with animals, I forgot that.
Aren't there park rangers looking out for things like that?

[Kylar Sheridan]

Yeah? Stressed too? Too busy to ask somebody out regular?

Yeah!! My dad's head of parks! But when they bring them in all mauled, it becomes my job.
I'm a vet tech. :(((((((
I chose
not so wisely.

[Hanale Noem]

Something like that. I'm on a quest. It's hard to make time to get laid on a quest, you know?

Yikes... That sounds gruesome, no offense.
Maybe you do need a night out.
To stare at something other than mangled animal corpses?

[Kylar Sheridan]

UNLESS the quest is to get laid!
But that sounds kinda pathetic...

I do need a night out.
I never denied that. :(

Still, I can't believe WILL.
Just because he's in happy lala land with his girlfriend, he makes it out like everybody has to be the same, you know?

[Hanale Noem]

No
Take that back, I'm not that desperate!

Important question: cabin by the lake or nightclub?

Also Will means well I guess, even if he's obnoxious when he talks about his girlfriend. 🤦‍♂️ I don't need to know that her hair smells like strawberries

[Kylar Sheridan]

ME EITHER
Let's agree we're not pathetic or desperate.

Don't kill me but tbh
I'm more a lake cabin person than a nightclub person?

And it's not just Will. Omg... My friend Mik that I mentioned earlier, he constantllllllyyyyyy talks about his boyfriend all the time too.
Is it just me or does everybody in a happy relationship feel like they have to push all their friends into them too??

[Hanale Noem]

Us? Pathetic? Desperate? Never!

*sends google maps directions to his lake house*
Weekend getaway booked ;)

That's... accurate actually. All I hear is how amazing it is to have a SO. That's nice but relationships aren't everything in life!
But on that subject, are you open to the idea of a relationship? Or are you a hardcore serial dater? Hahaha (joking!)

[Kylar Sheridan]

Oooh. A whole weekend?
I hope we don't hate each other.

I'm not NOT open to a relationship
And I'm definitely not a serial dater...
Hence Will trying to set me up
My last serious boyfriend broke up with me last summer because I didn't pay enough attention to him, but there was a LOT going on at work and I'm still in school so excuuuuse me if I don't have time


ANYWAY what about you?

[Hanale Noem]

Hey now, don't jinx it!
There's plenty of food and drinks up here, just bring your fine self. ;)
And maybe some swimming trunks, if you like hot tubs

Ahh he was one of those types. Unfortunate for him... fortunate for me!

As for myself, I had a thing going for a couple of years but it didn't work out. After that, I stopped dating and focused on my job.
No baggage though! Just felt like it was time to get back out there again. :)

[Kylar Sheridan]

How do you know I'm fine? He showed you pics? My instagram? ;)
I feel oddly left out now.

Yeah... one of those types. :(
And mine's not baggage! Just, you know, somebody who doesn't understand being focused on other things
like work
or animals

Do you have pets, Hanale?

[Hanale Noem]

He showed me a pic from halloween last year. Very nice costume! ;) Also very fine.
Now I'm going to have to stalk your IG, now that I know you're on there. Hahaha

You can actually find me on my realty company website but that picture is waaay too severe.
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Don't laugh okay
But I have a pet spider

It's not actually a pet, it's just a spider that made a home in a corner of the cabin
I feel like I see it every time I come out here, so it's my pet now haha