It's not working out

[Patrick O'Connell]

Ahaha!
Lordy no!

I'm just bored mate! ;P

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh well.
Not as cool but let's do it!
I'm bored too

[Patrick O'Connell]

If it makes you feel better, we might have to break the law a wee bit~

[Coby Wyndham]

Ooh
What're we doing?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Spot o' breaking and entering
Spot of identity theft

Maybe a little tiny slice of kidnapping

But first we need to know where they're meeting next!

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh! They come into town to try and spread their word.
Can't be too hard to find one of their flyers, right?

[Patrick O'Connell]

LOL the idea of them just
Throwing leaflets around

Join our cult!

[Coby Wyndham]

Don't they? Or is it a word of mouth thing?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Dunno! Only cult I've ever been in, i was born into it!

But I suppose flyers makes sense in an odd way
You could leave it all around town can't you? People might pick it up and decide to go on a whim

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh shite!
You were born into a cult??

[Patrick O'Connell]

Yes darlin
It's a bit of a long story but it was a family thing, handed down through the generations, bla bla bla

I got myself out though
Wasn't my cup o' tea

Although I'm not sure prostituting was a better alternative...

[Coby Wyndham]

At least the prostitution was your choice
I hope?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Definitely! Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life, as they say! ;)

But I'm not doing much of that nowadays
Sorta got myself tangled up with a fella here

What about you? Mysterious man, you've not told me anything about yourself!

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh, well, nothing as exciting as your life.
I was in a band but got booted out and now it's just me and the girlfriend.
But we're good together!

Would that fella be the... sexy zombie, was it?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Oh what, that sounds awful! You must've been fair gutted
Why did they kick you?

Alsooo no, sexy zombie was just a client getting too clingy
The fella I'm seeing is an artiste~