It's not working out

[Coby Wyndham]

Yorkshire!
You?

[Patrick O'Connell]

A proper Yorkshire lad! You're a long way from home boyo! Here to visit? Or staying?

I'm Irish. Dingle, if you've ever heard of it. :P
We should meet for a pint! I could use a taste of home haha

[Coby Wyndham]

Both of us from the UK!
what are the chances?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Fate works in funny ways! And to think I almost didn't send the text!

Between you and me though
Don't miss the religious nutters back home so much

More freedom here, you know?

[Coby Wyndham]

You haven't met those weird cultists here yet have you?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Cultists?
Do tell!

[Coby Wyndham]

I don't know mate
there was a little boy talking about god and stuff.
but not like normal god stuff.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Well that's not creepy or anything eh?
What did he say? End of the world stuff?

[Coby Wyndham]

He wants people to join their cult.
I mean, he didn't say it was a cult but... >.>

[Patrick O'Connell]

Why's it always kids that they use to get you to join their cults??

So did you join?
Did you get the scoop on the cult?

[Coby Wyndham]

He was a cute kid too.
But it didn't work on me.
So no. I didn't get the scoop...

[Patrick O'Connell]

Ey Coby
Are you a daring kinda guy?

[Coby Wyndham]

Yeah totally!
Why? What's up?

[Patrick O'Connell]

How about a spot of
Detective work? ;)

I think we could easily infiltrate the cult
Maybe rescue that poor kid they've got brainwashed!

[Coby Wyndham]

You're a detective?!