he protec, but he also attac

[Dakota Choi]

heeeeeey
Haxorus, you awake yet?
it's like 5 already and i'm itching

ArceusA (Gonna start with comm so we can throw them together in a proper thread after we get a feel for 'em together.)

[Axel Vasilyev]

Excuse you sir, I will have you know I'm a ghost-typed Typhlosion.
And have you tried calamine? P=

[Dakota Choi]

yeah it fits you better
but hax and ax
geddit?

not that kinda itch, asshole

[Axel Vasilyev]

I'm giving you this look right now.
Okay, if you wanna get technical, I'm giving that look to my desk, because it happens to be there, but that's very semantics.
So, I guess we're even.

I was going to say there are more interesting things to do than prod me but, also semantics. I don't deal in semantics. I should make a motion for renaming them to boringers. Because semantics are boring. And make other things boring.

[Dakota Choi]

weird
I feel it
are you close by?
wait no that's just the desk

let's just skip boring semantics then
I'm bored let's go out and do something

[Axel Vasilyev]

Whatcha wanna do, Oshawott?
Get krunkin smash-drunk, question your sanity, do something really stupid, or have an existential crisis?
I gotchu on all four.

[Dakota Choi]

wtf why am i oshawatt?
and ya know, the last one? not really doing it for me
let's do all the rest
not necessarily in that order
or maybe in that order
kinda makes fucked up sense

maybe at the end i'll even end up doing the 4th thing without wanting to

[Axel Vasilyev]

... no reason.

I do the last one all the time.
Usually the first and second go kind of hand in hand, cause you're getting smashed-drunk and internally going "This is a really bad idea," but do it anyway, which leads to "Am I even sane right now," but I never am so it works out.
I was pretty sure you're usually sane.
One of us has to be sane Oshakota.
Hey that flows great, I'm keeping it.

[Dakota Choi]

pffft at least i gave a reason
even if it was a dumb one

i know how drinking works
but i don't wanna be sane tonight
not fair you keep hogging all the insanity for yourself
lets just let all the bad decisions disappear like our memories after, yeah?

you can't see it but i am slamming my head on the couch right now

[Axel Vasilyev]

If you really want a reason, here: because aliens don't wear hats.

Well, YOU forget.
I'll be recording it.

Awww, nice to know you like your new nickname.

[Dakota Choi]

fuuuck the recordings
wait how many you got now?
you can't blackmail me
i know too much xoxo

now you're mercilessly haxorus for lyfe

[Axel Vasilyev]

I ain't tellin' you that, that's a secret. But it's not for blackmail.
Probably.

[Dakota Choi]

maybe I'll make a little home movie of you tonight
watch your back

[Axel Vasilyev]

You got a mirror? Nah, never mind. You're not too scary.
Besides, there's nothing you can get on me that isn't already out there somewhere~
I have a reputation you know.

[Dakota Choi]

Is there anybody who doesn't know?
Good thing anyway
Don't plan on playing cameraman when there's more fun to be had on the other side