what do I do now?

[Ashley Yeo]

Really?
Then why don't you want to sleep with me?

[Monroe Huang]

I I do but it's kinda fast right?

[Ashley Yeo]

Why? How long are you going to wait?

[Monroe Huang]

Shouldn't we go on like, a date first?

[Ashley Yeo]

We haven't been on a date yet?!

I mean
WHY the HELL are you telling me you love me if we haven't even dated one time yet?!?!

[Monroe Huang]

That's what I was going to do!!

You know, confess and ask you out!

IN PERSON.

But now it's getting weird.

[Ashley Yeo]

OHHH
Um

No don't back out
I'm pretty sure this guy really likes you too
It'll work out for us

[Monroe Huang]

I'm not backing out but I'm like
what's the point, now you know!

I feel so dumb.

[Ashley Yeo]

I mean I would've known eventually
Like
When you confessed, so... not like it was going to be a secret forever?

What's the problem? Why're you so self-conscious?

[Monroe Huang]

Because I liked you for a long time and then we met again and it was so much like fate but then you went on that date with that Italian guy or maybe he was Spanish, I don't know, he had a weird name. So I thought you were doing a thing but you know, then you were like not that serious about it

So I thought maaaaybe it was because of me. Maybe.
But if not, that's cool too. We can still be friends.

[Ashley Yeo]

Umm

You know
Do you think you're better looking than that Italian Spanish guy?

[Monroe Huang]

Do YOU think I am?
Thats what really matters.

[Ashley Yeo]

No
Nononono honey that's not how this works

If YOU think you're better looking
Then you act like it and own it

The rest will fall into place.

Nobody wants to babysit an inferiority complex, trust me!

[Monroe Huang]

Honey?

Truthfully I'm not sure I'm as handsome. I think he's taller than me. And you know, he's got a cool car. Pretty sure he's rich...

[Ashley Yeo]

Are you trying to get me to date you or him?!

Why should I date you if that guy has it all?