A rose by any other name

[Ashley Yeo]

T_T

Lame-o

[Monroe Huang]

OKAY STOP TEXTING ME I'M GETTING IN THE SHOWER

[Ashley Yeo]

STOP RESPONDING AND PUT THE PHONE DOWN JERK!!

[Monroe Huang]

(is in the shower now, shouting at the phone ineffectually)

[Ashley Yeo]

(Some moments later)

Uhhhh

Monroe...

I... might not be able to come over. :S

[Monroe Huang]

(gets out to that message)

WHAT WHY

[Ashley Yeo]

Some guy just randomly walked up to me and asked me out. D:

He says he needs a date to go meet his mom and it's her first date in forever and he doesn't want to disappoint her.

Ummmm What about later?? Are you free later?

[Monroe Huang]

WHAT

YOU'LL DATE A STRANGER BUT WON'T EXPERIMENT WITH ME

[Ashley Yeo]

I'M NOT DISAPPOINTING YOUR MOM BY NOT EXPERIMENTING WITH YOU

And it's not a FOR REAL date, I'm just doing him a favor!!

[Monroe Huang]

MY MOM IS SO DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW

[Ashley Yeo]

Well it's nice that you're your own mother and all but I already promised the guy so

Just

Chill out at home for a couple of hours. I'll come by later!

[Monroe Huang]

I am not. You've met my mother, dummy.

And fine.

I'll just wait here. 

[Ashley Yeo]

 

Sorry Monroe. I really wanted to see you, that's the truth!

This just gives you like extra time to look pretty though! :P

[Monroe Huang]

I'll be so pretty you won't even know it's me.

(considers putting his roommate Rune in front of him for the lulz)

[Ashley Yeo]

Pretty sure I'll still recognize the weirdo who wants a hot dog stand, no matter how prettied up he is

You can't have changed THAT much from when you were a kid