A rose by any other name

[Monroe Huang]

YOU CAN'T

[Ashley Yeo]

I can so

[Monroe Huang]

That is not a thing you can do, traffic cop. My hot dog stand is stationary!

[Ashley Yeo]

I'll fine the people who buy hot dogs, not your cart dummy

[Monroe Huang]

But they're just innocent hot dog buyers!

[Ashley Yeo]

Nope. Lawbreakers, if they eat there

[Monroe Huang]

HOW

[Ashley Yeo]

Because Butch McManly says so!

[Monroe Huang]

That isn't even like a good cop name

It sounds like a cowboy stripper persona
with a fake handlebar mustache
and assless chaps

using finger guns to pew pew at the audience before doing that weird thrust thing strippers do

that's you
that's Butch McManly

[Ashley Yeo]

wtf

You gave that way too much thought Monroe

[Monroe Huang]

I have a wild imagination.

[Ashley Yeo]

You're a sex-crazed weirdo

[Monroe Huang]

I AM NOT.

That's my brother!

You know what my life consisted of huh? Pining over one stupid guy forever and ever and then then I got him and I was happier than I've ever been but things happen and people change and break up and there was no sex even it didn't get there so I'm basically like a priest over here!

[Ashley Yeo]

(Whoa!)

You

When's the last time you did it?

[Monroe Huang]

Does it really matter? You're just gonna make fun of me anyway.