A rose by any other name

[Monroe Huang]

.........

How tall are you?

[Ashley Yeo]

I'm 9 feet tall

[Monroe Huang]

You are  NOT

[Ashley Yeo]

Yeah, totally am.

[Monroe Huang]

(wonders briefly if it's possible)

You can't be

[Ashley Yeo]

Says who?

[Monroe Huang]

You'd be a freak of nature!

[Ashley Yeo]

Way to be judgmental Monroe

[Monroe Huang]

Sorry.

:(

Are you really? That tall?

[Ashley Yeo]

Well not anymore, if you're going to call people freaks of nature for being tall! 

[Monroe Huang]

You can change your height? But I thought you were a tiny lil shifter.

[Ashley Yeo]

TINY?! LIL??!

I grew up okay?! Now I'm a giant shifter!

[Monroe Huang]

Really? I remember you being a little birdie!

[Ashley Yeo]

No! I'm a

A pterodactyl!!!

[Monroe Huang]

Do you evolve? Like a pokemon?