Heaven, Give Me Say

[Asher Rose]

Dude, are you judging me right now?
I feel SO judged

[Minh Aitken]

Oh yes, I am so judging you and your gas station living ways.

[Asher Rose]

Hey I don't LIVE in the gas station, okay? I just hang out there sometimes!
I'm buddies with the attendant, he gives me discounts on

Teriyaki flavored jerky...

[Minh Aitken]

The jerky alone is probably worth it. ;)

[Asher Rose]

Well if you keep making fun of me and my gas station hanging out ways, I'm not sharing any jerky with you!

[Minh Aitken]

The jerky's not that expensive.

[Asher Rose]

Haha
That's what YOU think man

A bag of jerky costs more than a freaking pack of cigarettes!

[Minh Aitken]

Okay that's just ridiculous.

[Asher Rose]

Yeah... so technically it's cheaper to feed my smoking addiction than my jerky addiction! Lmao

So uh
One thing I should warn you about though, if you're gonna come visit

Hunters. There's a lot of them near the woods.

[Minh Aitken]

Isn't the whole place basically woods?

[Asher Rose]

Heh
Yeah

Sooo... the place is crawling with hunters. For some reason, right before the fog got in, they all flocked to Hazleton.
Are there any in Portland?

[Minh Aitken]

Yeah, but word is they can't get into Hazleton.
You know anything about that?

[Asher Rose]

Seriously?

I don't know, there's weird talk about not being able to LEAVE Hazleton
At least... that's when the fog was around

I seem to recall seeing a bus leaving town the other day though, while I was on patrol

You think somebody cast a spell on Hazleton to stop hunters getting in?

[Minh Aitken]

Sounds like it. They have a pretty big witch community, don't they?
It's highly probable.

[Asher Rose]

Yeah but I'm not altogether sure these are all Good Witch Glindas...

Some of them are involved in some real shady shit around here