Jerks

[Gil Namgi]

If you apologized, he should just get over it.

So he just hates kids? Bring all the kids to the yard! Haha. Be loud and obnoxious. Ooh. Use hip slang. That'll piss him off.

[Marcus Knight]

LMAO WHAT

Hip slang?! LOL stop it you sound just like him

[Gil Namgi]

Heeeey
No. Does that mean you hate me right now?

[Marcus Knight]

Awwww no baby~ I could NEVER hate you! Unless you turn out to be that asshole! Haha!

But no seriously. When you sound like a lil old man, it's just cute.

When he does it, I want to ram his head through a window

[Gil Namgi]

Haha! Plot tweeest! We're one and the same!
Glad to hear I'm cute and nothing like Geezer McGee.
It's probably because he's old and arrogant and you have to work with him.

[Marcus Knight]

   NUOOOOOOOOH! You can't be! You're a million times cooler than him!

I think
He secretly resents me because he knows I'm good. And he's jealous. He wishes he has all this skill but he doesn't so he just puts me down all the time so he can feel better about his little old self.

[Gil Namgi]

So rub that skill in his face.
And get promoted. Haha

[Marcus Knight]

Heh... You know that's not a bad idea but

It's just a temp job.
After it's done I'm taking the first plane out to see you~

[Gil Namgi]

I can't wait. Screw that job and everybody you work with.

[Marcus Knight]

:( Won't be long now! Just a couple more weeks!

How about you? Is that asshole at your job still bugging you?

[Gil Namgi]

Uh, yes. Actually, he was just being an irritating little gnat earlier.

[Marcus Knight]

Whaaat? What a jerk! Hope you kicked his ass and sent him away crying!

Weird coincidence, both of our worst enemies bothering us tonight!
Are you still working?

[Gil Namgi]

I know, right? I told him to get lost and he kept talking.

I'm not working. He just happens to be everywhere I am.

[Marcus Knight]

We're both getting stalked!

Where are you then? Not home right? Is he stalking you at home?!

[Gil Namgi]

No, I'm out for a few drinks.
Evidently, so is he.