Can cats text?

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Saaaam come on, before Miguel shows up and ruins everything!

[Sam Yen]

I said I'm NOT backing out

WAIT

Ruin "everything"?? What does everything involve???

[Nahuel Cabrera]

You know. Just
you know

[Sam Yen]

I don't! That's the problem! I don't know!!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

I just meant
we could
kiss

[Sam Yen]

OH
I thought

Yeah
No
I mean yeah we could
kiss

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Yeah
Yeah just kiss
Not anything crazy

[Sam Yen]

Haha
yeah

okay cool

I'm totally down for that
yup

yup

[Nahuel Cabrera]

You sure?

You seem
Like you're stalling lol

[Sam Yen]

Yup

Yup cool

Cool penguin Sam, totally okay with it
Yup

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Then get your cool penguin ass over here.

[Sam Yen]

The cool penguin is taking the bus

So
Cool penguin Sam will get there when the bus gets there...

also
as cool as cool penguin Sam is
Cool penguin Sam might have never actually

ever kissed any other cool penguins
or
anybody

ever

so

[Nahuel Cabrera]

What?
Haha
You're joking right?

[Sam Yen]

...

*feels judged*

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Sam?

You there?

Shit were you serious?