Crazy MF.... huh?

[Lance Huang]

...how the hell did we get onto this topic again??

[Ezra Chen]

It's pretty random. Haha!

I promise I am neither drug dealer nor cop.

[Lance Huang]

And I swear I'm just a student stuck out in the middle of nowhere

Asking strange men out on dates...

Oh my god, what am I doing with my life Ezra??

[Ezra Chen]

A young man who is either looking for a casual fling or romance in general?

[Lance Huang]

I've had the casual flings...

Not sure about romance. Pretty sure that's never going to happen for me 

What about you? Aren't you at that 'settling down' age?

[Ezra Chen]

I wouldn't say that.

[Lance Huang]

Oh? Not the settling down type?

[Ezra Chen]

Definitely not.

[Lance Huang]

Watch you eat your words when the perfect man/woman comes along :P

[Ezra Chen]

After everything I've seen, I'm certain perfect doesn't exist.

[Lance Huang]

I could make a totally cocky statement about me being perfect
but I won't because I'm not that annoying

Don't be so pessimistic, I'm sure there's somebody out there for you

Just keep jogging around the park, they'll come pick you up sooner or later

[Ezra Chen]

I'm not pessimistic. :/

[Lance Huang]

*Looks pointedly at his phone*

Are too

[Ezra Chen]

It's realistic and in line with my life experiences.

[Lance Huang]

You mean your pessimistic life experiences?

C'mon, try to be optimistic.

Say something totally hopeful and upbeat!