Crazy MF.... huh?

[Ezra Chen]

They're not buddies. More like contacts.

[Lance Huang]

Okay that's like me hanging out with serial killers and calling them
contacts

[Ezra Chen]

Sometimes they have valuable information.

[Lance Huang]

Serial killers could tell me about deals at Starbucks

Still makes them serial killers

[Ezra Chen]

What the hell do you want from me?

[Lance Huang]

Iunno

Perspective

[Ezra Chen]

Do you want a jail for offenders? Because they've tried that in Europe. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Lance Huang]

No I'm not looking for social reform

I just want some damn ice cream

[Ezra Chen]

I told you I can't drive while texting!

[Lance Huang]

Fine then stop replying!

[Ezra Chen]

Fine, I will. I am turning the car on. So
stop. texting. me.

[Lance Huang]

You haven't even turned the car on yet?!

OMFG

I'd get to Happy Burger faster if I walked!

[Ezra Chen]

(pointedly doesn't answer)

[Lance Huang]

Omg these kids are so annoying

Hurryyyyyyy

Save meeeee

[Ezra Chen]

(still not responding, mr. responsible driver that he is)