Crazy MF.... huh?

[Lance Huang]

 

You almost sounded like a decent human being just now

[Ezra Chen]

I am sometimes.

[Lance Huang]

Decent enough to drive me to Portland without wanting to stake me through the heart?

[Ezra Chen]

Vampire?

What do you need in Portland?

[Lance Huang]

The fact that it's anywhere but here

[Ezra Chen]

Shit is about to go down in Hazleton, I think.

I knew you were smart.

[Lance Huang]

You keep saying that like I could secretly be dumb

If shit does go down, I'm keeping the hell out of it

Because
I'm smart

[Ezra Chen]

Unfortunately, I'll have to be a part of it so I guess I'm not too smart.

[Lance Huang]

Goody two shoes

Learn to be more selfish, stay out of other people's shady drug deals

[Ezra Chen]

I can't. Some people aren't aware of what's out there.

[Lance Huang]

Are you always this Serious? 

[Ezra Chen]

I
What do you mean?

[Lance Huang]

Just what I said

You seem like the type of guy who just works all the time. Like your life is just your work

[Ezra Chen]

It's the only reason I'm even here.

[Lance Huang]

Here in bumfuck nowhere or here on earth?