Crazy MF.... huh?

[Ezra Chen]

I'm obviously not one of those, am I?

[Lance Huang]

Yeah that's what YOU say

Then the second you see one of us you're going for the knife

You probably don't even think of us as people, do you?

[Ezra Chen]

No. I don't.

[Lance Huang]

You're the real monster

[Ezra Chen]

You shouldn't go back to that park.

[Lance Huang]

Hah!

Thanks for the warning, but I'm not afraid of you, hunter.

I live here too. I'll go where I want.

[Ezra Chen]

I'm not the only one who patrols that park.

[Lance Huang]

I know

But all the cute joggers in tight track pants run there so

I mean what the hell do you guys think you'll find there anyway? You're more likely to see 2 guys fucking in the bushes than a werewolf tearing into an innocent little human

[Ezra Chen]

Witches have been spreading some strange new drug around the area.

[Lance Huang]

So basically drug dealers are at the park dealing drugs

Boring, already been done before

[Ezra Chen]

Witch drugs are dangerous.

(Well so are real ones.)

[Lance Huang]

Like real ones aren't? 

What do the new drugs do anyway? If you're talking about Prisma or whatever that's like oooooold news

[Ezra Chen]

I thought it was prystal...

[Lance Huang]

WHATEVER

I don't do drugs, I don't know what they're called!

[Ezra Chen]

Good, stay away from them. They're especially dangerous for
non humans