Chasing rainbows

[Val Conroy]

Awwww

That's so lame though. They're obviously just looking for the storybook ending where you ride off into the sunset with them, on a white horse.

Me
I'd settle for a quick fuck and a gram of crack.
I'm what the French call

Low-maintenance. ;D

[Ian Yi]

Good because I'm not in the mood for the opposite.

[Val Conroy]

Uhh
Well yeah

Cause you're the high maintenance one, my man. Can't have two high maintenance guys together, that'll never work

[Ian Yi]

I thought this was a one time deal.

[Val Conroy]

What does that have to do with this?

[Ian Yi]

You're talking about high maintenance + high maintenance not working... Why wouldn't it for a night?

[Val Conroy]

I meant in general! Not you and me! If it's just for one night who cares?

I'm saying
For crazy people who want relationships, high maintenance types shouldn't get together

[Ian Yi]

What do you know about relationships?

[Val Conroy]

I know enough to not get into one

[Ian Yi]

Good call. ;)

[Val Conroy]

I told you, I'm dumb, not stupid. ;)

You ever been in a relationship? Like a serious one?

[Ian Yi]

Yes, but it's been quite a while.

[Val Conroy]

What happened?

[Ian Yi]

I fell out of love.

[Val Conroy]

At least you weren't dumped. :P