Do you want fries with that?

[Aldon Huang]

Hi, I'd like a medium pepperoni and a side of wings for delivery!

[Shimizu Susumu]

Pizza? Are you sure you've dialed the right number?

[Aldon Huang]

Is-is this not Speedy Pizza? Get your order in half an hour or less, or your cheesy breadsticks are free?!

[Shimizu Susumu]

No, sadly it is not. I see the Speedy's right now though. Right across the street.

[Aldon Huang]

...I'll split the breadsticks and garlic dipping sauce with you if you bring me pizza! I'll pay for it!

[Shimizu Susumu]

Hm... I could but I'm currently waiting for somebody... who happens to be late.

[Aldon Huang]

Ooh, a date?

Nothing impresses a date like--getting pizza for a stranger who mis-dialed your phone numberrrrr~

[Shimizu Susumu]

Haha... I wish. No, it's just a meeting.

[Aldon Huang]

Oh man, that doesn't sound fun! Are you just too shy to ask her out?

[Shimizu Susumu]

Him, actually. And I'm not shy. He's already in a relationship.

[Aldon Huang]

Heyyyy we're batting for the same team! But that... really sucks. Is he SUPER SUPER serious about the relationship? Or is there some kinda wiggle room?

[Shimizu Susumu]

It sounds serious. Long term relationships tend to.
It's all right. I'm just here to... correct a mistake I made.

[Aldon Huang]

Well... depends on how long. *cough* Would it be nosy to ask what kind of mistake?

[Shimizu Susumu]

A very grave mistake. I don't actually feel comfortable talking about it.

[Aldon Huang]

Aw c'mon, it can't be that bad! What'd you do, curse somebody? Hahaha!

(*shoots*)