Your footprints are all over my heart

[Aldon Huang]

N-O

You're so wrong it's not even funny

It's because every time Gregg and I do it I think of

[Ryland Ren]

WHOA okay, TMI man.

[Aldon Huang]

I THINK OF YOU

BECAUSE I WANT YOU

OKAY? OKaY???? So EXCUSE ME if I'm a little squirrely right now because you're all leading me on and then
telling me to cool it

[Ryland Ren]

Because I promised I wouldn't! I EVEN HAVE ALVA ON STANDBY TO COCKBLOCK!

[Aldon Huang]

That's the sickest thing you've ever done

Tell him to buzz off
Unless he wants a show!!!!!

[Ryland Ren]

:/ It's not sick.

:(

He says to try and be less physical and see where it goes.

[Aldon Huang]

Uh

Why doesn't HE and RAE try to be less physical and see how far they get huh?! HUH?!

It's always easier for people to SAY oh be less physical, just sit there 2 feet away from each other but not touch or kiss or have sex
THEN LET THEM DO IT
SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST

[Ryland Ren]

Is it bad I sorta agree with you?

But everybody I know says it's part of the problem...

[Aldon Huang]

No it's not bad! It means we're on the same page! HOORAY

Everybody you know also HATES MY GUTS SO

Except Alva but if he's cockblocking he's not my friend anymore

[Ryland Ren]

He just worries. Maybe he thinks our relationship should be more like his. But it's not. They're Alva and Rae.

And we're Aldon and Ryland.

Right?

[Aldon Huang]

Exactly.

If we want to bumble our way through our relationship, Alva should let us!

And he and Rae can be sickening together if they want.

[Ryland Ren]

I used to be a little afraid of Rae but he's harmless around Alva.

[Aldon Huang]

You know how dogs sometimes calm down if you expost them to certain scents?
That's Rae. Except you gotta throw Alva at his head.

It's only Josh you guys have to worry about on a full moon. >.>

[Ryland Ren]

What about Rae's brother? I heard he's pretty hardcore, although I've never seen him myself.

[Aldon Huang]

Uh which one? He's got like 4. I know his older brother. He's... a lot like Rae actually. And the second youngest is also... kinda like Rae. Basically they're all kinda dicks

But I don't think they'd hunt you down or anything. And if they do, they're gonna have to deal with ME!