The book thief

[Allan Su]

Well okay not THAT story

But you know, things happen to you. You have lots to talk about because you're out and about. People like talking to you!

[Amara Su]

You shouldn't compare yourself to me. :/

[Allan Su]

I'm not. I'm just saying
I'm FAR from intriguing.

[Amara Su]

People always think that about themselves though! I'm sure he thinks he's a boring old storekeeper too.

[Allan Su]

Who is also a stalker.

We should follow HIM around tomorrow
See how he likes that!

[Amara Su]

What? Since when was HE a stalker?

[Allan Su]

He stalks me around the bookstore, I mean

Not
Out in the streets. That would be actually really creepy.

[Amara Su]

And you wouldn't even know!
EW! How creepy.
Why are you making me think like this?

[Allan Su]

What? How did you want to think?!

I'm not doing anything! I just stated a fact!

[Amara Su]

I don't know! It's just the thought of somebody stalking YOU that's really
It's upsetting okay!

[Allan Su]

I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me

Nobody's stalking me, don't worry! You know I have great hearing, I'd know if someone was following me.

Plus I have King. He's the best protector there is! Remember how he ran off that neighbor who kept stealing my mail?

(King)

[Amara Su]

Yeah, King IS the best protector out there. ;)

[Allan Su]

Is that sarcasm? I can't tell with this thing

Just know that if it is, King's feelings are definitely hurt

[Amara Su]

A little! But just a little!

I worry about you, all right? I guess I'll feel better when he's bigger.

[Allan Su]

Well I worry about you too

We're a pair of worry warts aren't we?