True lies

[Aldon Huang]

Please

You'd eat all the pepperonies off the pizza and you don't have the ass crack to be a sexy plumber

[Monroe Huang]

Oh like you do???

[Aldon Huang]

I know I don't! That's why I only do accidental towel drop out of the shower!!

[Monroe Huang]

I don't think ass cracks are all that sexy anyway. lol

[Aldon Huang]

Well not like
Fat plumber ones

Asses are nice though. ;3

[Monroe Huang]

Naked ones, sure. There's something weird about them half peeking out of pants though.

[Aldon Huang]

Does that turn you off?

If Ashley shows crack, is that the end? Lolol

[Monroe Huang]

Well I mean, it just reminds of plumbers, yeah. And that baby, you know? On the sun block? The pink bottles??

[Aldon Huang]

...this is getting weird and off track

Weren't we talking about seducing somebody?

[Monroe Huang]

Yep. I think I got it covered though. Abs.

[Aldon Huang]

And arms! Abs and arms!

And NO FIGHTING OVER HOT DOGS

[Monroe Huang]

But I thought that was a form of flirting?

[Aldon Huang]

Brother

That's only for the phone

Irl you don't want it coming down to a fist fight
Unless you're into that kinda thing

[Monroe Huang]

I don't really wanna get in a fist fight with him. He's a cop. Bet he's got moves!

[Aldon Huang]

Wuuuuuut he's a COP?
Oh man
Sexy cop scenario, let's go! Hahahaha!

What kinda moves Roe? I feel like I'm only getting half the story here! Or just little random bits. What happened with you guys??