From Fable To Fumble

[Aldon Huang]

Maybe
It could mean
Hearts
Actual post its
Ducks
I mean dicks

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah I kinda guessed it was the last one. 

[Aldon Huang]

Don't touch strangers' ducks. My mom taught me that

[Ryland Ren]

Right. Yours was a stranger to me once you know.

[Aldon Huang]

False!

Ours was a work-related ducking! We were co-workers therefore not strangers.

[Ryland Ren]

With that logic, every guy I've met has a duck that's not a stranger to me.

[Aldon Huang]

Not so.

We were also emotionally connected.

Unless you emotionally connected with other guys during that time.
Then we are gonna have problems

[Ryland Ren]

Hah. You're one to talk right now!

[Aldon Huang]

Gregg's not a stranger, he's a brother!
Wolf
BROTHER WOLF

ANYWAY we already established that I'm doing this for my pack!!

[Ryland Ren]

I meant the emotionally connected part.

[Aldon Huang]

You were emotionally connected to that guy! You LOVED him! I only LIKE Gregg!

[Ryland Ren]

I thought I did.

[Aldon Huang]

You don't love him?

[Ryland Ren]

I don't think so 

We knew each other online
And we were close
But the chemistry wasn't there in person

[Aldon Huang]

He seemed like a boring stiff in person

And his hair was ugly

(*devolves into playground insults*)