From Fable To Fumble

[Ryland Ren]

You have any of those post-its on you?

[Aldon Huang]

I
I didn't have time to get them

But I  can get some when I leave this bathroom!! How many you want? 100? 500??

[Ryland Ren]

Just the one.

[Aldon Huang]

:(

I love you

[Ryland Ren]

I love you too.

[Aldon Huang]

I have to do this, Ry

You know that right? For my pack.

[Ryland Ren]

yeah
I know

[Aldon Huang]

As soon as we find out who did it though

I'll break up with him.

[Ryland Ren]

How long is that going to take though?

[Aldon Huang]

I don't know! That's not something I can know right now!!

If
If you wanna date somebody while I'm doing this...

[Ryland Ren]

Who?

Who am I going to date?

I don't even want to think about dating right now.

I thought you were an excellent psychic.

[Aldon Huang]

...that was a test

I was gonna be pissed if you said yes, just saying

[Ryland Ren]

Well you can't be because I didn't.

[Aldon Huang]

Well yeah...
Wait what

Don't be taking post it notes from other guys

[Ryland Ren]

I feel like that's a euphemism for something else.