No good without you

[Noah Kwon]

I'm sure you'll get a chance. He's like an annoying housefly, always buzzing around. :/

[Ryang Jinwoo]

Good
I'm great at swatting flies!

[Noah Kwon]

Hey so.... did I just agree to date you, sight unseen?

[Ryang Jinwoo]

Maybe
But I've never seen you either!

I'm
Not a troll or anything though.

[Noah Kwon]

I don't think I'm a troll either!

[Ryang Jinwoo]

Well okay! We're both not trolls!

Not that it really matters...

[Noah Kwon]

Well you never know. I could be like not your type.

[Ryang Jinwoo]

I dunno you seem
Cool

That whole naked thing aside I mean

[Noah Kwon]

It wasn't the gambling. I mean I didn't lose my clothes that way.

[Ryang Jinwoo]

I was led to believe the nakedness was a consequence of the gambling

Do you
Lie a lot like this all the time?

[Noah Kwon]

I don't think I lied. I just didn't know I could openly say I shifted. Ahem.

[Ryang Jinwoo]

But how did you take your phone with you??

...

Did you steal somebody's phone?

[Noah Kwon]

I didn't steal it.

[Ryang Jinwoo]

How?? Bats are tiny little things! I used to live close to a bunch of them, they were TINY!

[Noah Kwon]

I'm not TINY!

Okay, I am but I didn't steal it.
I left it on the balcony outside my room, second floor.
It's at the front of the street though
So I pushed it onto the awning below.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A LONG STORY. That's not even all of it!!!