Iced out

[Jennifer Garcia]

You deserve someone who

Who will cross an ocean for you! Who's in it 150%

[Rey Nino]

Yeah well
Not right now

I'm swearing off relationships for the foreseeable future

[Jennifer Garcia]

Obviously dummy! You have to obey the proper steps to a breakup!

First step: revenge fucks 😏 We're going to have to find you a sexy costume.

[Rey Nino]

As long as it's not stereotypically gay. I'm not wearing crop tops and daisy dukes.

[Jennifer Garcia]

Rey. You're with the elite of Spanish society.

We're going with custom made outfits and we're definitely not letting anyone in who isn't at least a 9.

You and I, of course, are 10s.

Jaime is a -30000000000 but
I guess we need him to plan the party. It's the only thing he's good at.

[Rey Nino]

Haha. I don't have that kind of money.

And you've got to be kidding me. I don't want him anywhere near this party.

[Jennifer Garcia]

Oh you sweet summer child. You're talking to money. ;) It's on me Rey. All you have to do is enjoy yourself.

And you won't even see him! But we do need his party planning genius darling. He also knows a lot more hot gay men than I do. 😓

Well the no strings attached kind you're looking for, anyway.

[Rey Nino]

I'm starting to feel like a charity case.... again....

And ew no! I don't want to fuck anybody who's fucked him!

I think I'd rather go to a random club at this point.

[Jennifer Garcia]

Ew no, plebs go to random clubs. And get STDs or come home with a 4.

You're with royalty baby! We're doing the party. It's going to be amazing. And you're probably not even going to see Jaime all night! Also, he hasn't fucked ALL of them, even he's not that... prolific. Mostly he just does drugs and smashes my good perfumes.

And you're not and have never been a charity case. Let people who want to help you... help you! What else are friends good for?

[Rey Nino]

If you say so........

[Jennifer Garcia]

I do! I do say so!

How about an Egyptian/Roman theme?!

We could go as Cleopatra and Mark Antony!

[Rey Nino]

Are we talking togas...

[Jennifer Garcia]

NO

Togas are sooo not sexy!

I was thinking we switch it up. You be the Cleo and I'll be Mark!

[Rey Nino]

Uh no.
What did I say about the super gay shit?

[Jennifer Garcia]

I mean this in the best possible way but YOU ARE SUCH A GUY!!

You're not going to wear a dress or anything! It's not literally Cleo and Mark!

Obviously we have a sexy male version of Cleopatra's outfit. She was the queen of fashion! And I'm thinking... heavy kohl, so your pretty eyes pop from behind the mask~