Dude

[Luka Hollister]

Darling

No

If you introduce us, she's going to do a background check on me and see my record and that will not reflect well on you

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Why?

What have you done?

[Luka Hollister]

Nothing, I'm just

Extremely passionate about advocating for animal rights!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I don't even
What's that supposed to mean?
Did you break into a zoo or something?

[Luka Hollister]

No, nothing like that! I'm not a psycho

I just liberated some poor helpless animals that were going to be slaughtered for no good reason, just so Jonathan from upstate New York can have one $200 steak. 🙄

And then
Burned down a barn
BY ACCIDENT

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Jesus

[Luka Hollister]

I said accident!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Come on dude

[Luka Hollister]

Well I think it makes me interesting

And anyway saving animals is not a crime, and even if it is, they never convicted me

[Gael Simon Delgado]

If you've never been convicted then what's the problem?

[Luka Hollister]

It's on my record, and do you want to be associated with someone who ALMOST got convicted?

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I have a record too, you know.

[Luka Hollister]

Even more reason to not be associated with an almost criminal!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

But I'm an almost criminal too... ?

[Luka Hollister]

So you want her to think all you do is hang out with criminals?!

Nononooo