Dude

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I can deal with that

[Luka Hollister]

Deal!

So
Give me a name, mister! I'm DYING over here!

(Luuuuuuuuuce)

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Her name is Luce
Uh
Lucia del Castillo

And if you say anything stupid, I'm coming for you

[Luka Hollister]

...

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN HAVE A CUTE PET NAME FOR HER, THAT IS ADORABLE

Kill me, I don't care, someone had to say it

Also googling her now

[Gael Simon Delgado]

...
Why did I tell you

[Luka Hollister]

Because your dark little heart yearns for love, that's why you told me

Oh wow
I'm looking at her picture on the police website... which does not do her justice, I'm willing to bet
She's got that Severe Librarian Who Never Lets Her Hair Down look

I must see her in person
Secretly. Don't freak out.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Do
Not
Stalk
Her

[Luka Hollister]

Who said I was going to stalk her?

OBVIOUSLY I was going to get myself arrested on a minor charge

This is serious business, we don't half ass anything

[Gael Simon Delgado]

What?!
NO
I can just ask her to meet up somewhere
Shit

[Luka Hollister]

See I knew you had it in you!

Just took a little push to get you there, buddy. 😊

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I feel played

[Luka Hollister]

Helped

You've been helped!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

If that's what makes you feel better about it.......

[Luka Hollister]

It does!

Okay here's the game plan. You ask her out for a casual coffee, very casually

I go, sit nearby and pretend like I'm just a normal person also getting coffee, BUT secretly I'll be taking notes on this pretty lady

And we regroup after to work out a more elaborate plan to get a ring on her finger

[Gael Simon Delgado]

What
I meant I'd introduce you to her...