You just want attention

[Edel Ziegler]

Right, like you don't know you're a pervert

And no, I meant my dad
My dad would do anything to separate us
Rey's not getting on my case or anything

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'm not... I'm curious

OHHH my bad! I see what you're saying now
For a second I thought you'd come to your senses!

Of course he would never get on your case
That's why you're sneaking out to see your best friend~

[Edel Ziegler]

Curious about what everybody else does in the bedroom?

I'm not sneaking out
But if I tell him what I'm doing, he'll want to come
and I thought you didn't want that

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Only certain people. Hell I don't want to know what Jaime gets up to. Gross.

I don't want that because the whole time he's here, he'll be giving me that look like he thinks the first chance I get, I'm getting in your pants

I know I'm good looking but hell
It's like he thinks he's seeing something we're not

[Edel Ziegler]

Oh but you want to imagine me blowing flight attendants?

Listen that's because I came clean about the drunk stuff, he was so keyed up about thinking you were going to steal me so I thought telling him would cool him off
Turns out I was wrong
He still thinks it's something on your end for whatever reason

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

It was a gay joke!!!!!!!

So he thought I was going to steal you BEFORE he knew about the drunk kissing! That makes it worse!

[Edel Ziegler]

Is this the part where you say it's okay to make those jokes because you KNOW a gay person?

And yeah, I mean, yeah. I guess he did.
Don't ask me why he's so obsessed with the idea

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Nooo, that's gross.
I get to make jokes because you're my best friend and you called my girlfriend's expensive breasts 'tits,' which is also offensive to women. :)
And because I'm an asshole

Wow
Woooooow
He has some issues

*shifty now*

[Edel Ziegler]

Not that bad of an asshole if you admit it'd be gross to say that

Sorry about that tits remark

He has issues, but who doesn't
I just wish he'd drop it
It's like he doesn't trust ME
and I told him it was years ago

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Awww
You think I'm not 100% asshole
You really do love me ;(

Are you checking out other guys around him or something? Like
This is not a normal amount of jealous partner going on
It's actually incredibly weird

[Edel Ziegler]

Of course I love you dumbo

No! You've known me since kindergarten!
Since when do I do that?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Tsk
I'm all melted now
Into a little puddle of goo

You don't. You're the most stupidly loyal guy I've ever known, even when it's detrimental to your own health and happiness.
And anyone worth your time can see that the moment they meet you

So
Rey being suspicious of you makes no sense
Or of me, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

I think it's definitely him. He's just insecure.
It's not us. Pfft

[Edel Ziegler]

Yeah.... he's kinda
Well he has a hair trigger temper
So what's to say he doesn't have hang ups about himself
But sometimes it gets so tiring to keep reassuring him

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Why is it your job to constantly reassure him of your innocence?

Getting accused of shit you didn't do all the time and being watched constantly doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun

[Edel Ziegler]

Because I love him?

It sucks but what am I supposed to do? Ignore his feelings?