It's not working out

[Patrick O'Connell]

Yessir! Some require a little more paddle than others. Haha!

Not judging
Just you know, as a professional I need to accommodate clients of all shapes and sizes. ;)

Now which size would you be, I wonder...

[Coby Wyndham]

lessseeee
I'm 5'10", 165
Help?

Wait you're UK like me.
178cm
75kg

[Patrick O'Connell]

I was going to ask what 165 lbs was hahaha!

Going by those measurements...
I'd say the number 2. With the padded leather. Hmm.

But shouldn't you be asking your girlfriend to spank you? ;P

[Coby Wyndham]

Why padded? I got some padding on my bum, lemme assure you!

And she might? Never thought to ask.

[Patrick O'Connell]

 Because as a cute little newbie, it's gentler on your arse!

[Coby Wyndham]

Aw you think I'm cute?
I could be a troll! Hahaha!

[Patrick O'Connell]

I've met many a troll in this line of business, darling, that doesn't faze me!
But your personality is cute. You're like a little puppy!

[Coby Wyndham]

You know what
That's not the first time I heard that

[Patrick O'Connell]

Well i suppose I'll find out when I see you!

Got a client calling, better get myself ready
let me know how the fries and ice cream go!!

[Coby Wyndham]

YESSIR!

Talk to you later!