Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Cori Viera]

If I bring someone along she might curse them too!

[Lieve Averesch]

What if she turns you into a toad?

[Cori Viera]

Then
You put me in a box and take me to the creek!

And I'll live as a toad until mom comes back

[Lieve Averesch]

But I have to BE there to know!

[Cori Viera]

I can
Face time you?

[Lieve Averesch]

Are you doing it right now?
How do you even know she'll be there?

[Cori Viera]

I'm getting dressed right now!

*face times him a couple minutes later, dressed in a long coat buttoned up to the eyeballs, hood pulled over his head, mittens over garden gloves and sunglasses*

Okay I'm heading out! I guess I'll walk around and hopefully I'll bump into her!

[Lieve Averesch]

...well let me know...

[Cori Viera]

I will!

...whew it's pretty hot out today!

[Lieve Averesch]

That might be because of all those layers you're sporting...

[Cori Viera]

I don't want to take chances Lievie! What if I kill people too? *horrified look*

[Lieve Averesch]

Maybe it's just a plant thing. I'm not sure I'd test it, though.

[Cori Viera]

If I can't touch anyone ever again...

[Lieve Averesch]

Don't worry, you'll probably be able to.
Maybe it's just a plant thing!

[Cori Viera]

Okay

But if it's not just plants, I'm moving out