Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Lieve Averesch]

Well, I'll say this:
if you kill plants by touching them...
you're not going to be able to touch a dryad without withering him...

[Cori Viera]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Not even you??

[Lieve Averesch]

Not even me!!

[Cori Viera]

*is actually freaking out*
No!

NOOO!!!

[Lieve Averesch]

Chill, we'll figure it out.
Maybe you just poisoned the poor thing.

[Cori Viera]

I found gloves!!
What can I test this on?
Weeds??

[Lieve Averesch]

Sure, just do noooooot touch the birch tree in the backyard.

[Cori Viera]

I would never! That tree's for hugging!

Okay
I found a dandelion

...
It didn't die!!
GLOVES!

[Lieve Averesch]

That's my tree. Hahaha...

That's an interesting turn of events.
What are the gloves made of?

[Cori Viera]

Your tree? Your hugging tree? I can find another one...
Maybe the pine tree...

Oh they're your garden gloves actually!

[Lieve Averesch]

No, it's my tree. If you kill it, you kill me.

...that's interesting. Are you only killing organic things?

[Cori Viera]

OH MY GOD

*RUNS to the other end of the garden*

It's a real pretty tree though, just like you!

And yeah it seems like it. My phone didn't die, the gloves are okay...

So I just have to wear gloves forever? :(

[Lieve Averesch]

Not forever, just as long as it takes to figure out what's going on.

[Cori Viera]

What if I found the old lady and apologized to her? For whatever i did to make her mad?

[Lieve Averesch]

Don't do it alone!