Release the kraken!

[Kenneth Branagh]

You can't see it
But I just punched a child

*fell for his tricks anyway*

[Niall Gallagher]

You did not
You would never!

[Kenneth Branagh]

I did

I regret nothing

[Niall Gallagher]

I don't believe you

Unless it was a gremlin
or a hobgoblin
or a werewolf
or a witch

[Kenneth Branagh]

It was all of those things rolled into one

[Niall Gallagher]

So entirely made up?

[Kenneth Branagh]

Hush up poodley head

I'm going to ravish you so hard you won't be able to think straight for a week
Much less try to play word games with me

[Niall Gallagher]

All right big boy
come at me
stop making threats and make it happen

[Kenneth Branagh]

That was not a threat
That was a statement of intent

[Niall Gallagher]

Promise?
My nipples are already quite hard

[Kenneth Branagh]

Oh?
Are your nipples the only things that are
Hard?

Hm?

[Niall Gallagher]

Oh no,
they're not

something else is quite hard as well ;)

[Kenneth Branagh]

And would that something else
Be able to hold on until Kenny gets there to take care of it?

[Niall Gallagher]

Maaaaybeeeeee

[Kenneth Branagh]

Only maybe?
Are you that impatient darling?