Release the kraken!

[Niall Gallagher]

Oh you're okay with that?
What about me making eyes at them?

[Kenneth Branagh]

I don't think you would
Poodles

[Niall Gallagher]

But it would bother you if I made eyes at
Jordan?

[Kenneth Branagh]

Not especially
I'd bring your eyes back onto me

One way or another

[Niall Gallagher]

sweet jesus make it sound like a threat why don't you...

[Kenneth Branagh]

I wouldn't kill him

But I'm quite sure you don't just love me for my practical nature and quick thinking under pressure

[Niall Gallagher]

Jordan's handsome!
We used to be...
you know we were sex partners once right?
Well I mean
more than once, if you get my drift ;) ;)

I'm just saying, don't get all complacent on me!

[Kenneth Branagh]

Ah
You're trying to make me jealous

I didn't hear you calling out Jordan's name last night
Or any of those other nights

[Niall Gallagher]

Ooh straight for the jugular
or the nether regions

or no, could be the jugular
I like it when you kiss my throat

But no, nether regions

AND HEY,
you're not getting away with this.

YOU weren't there when I was calling Jordan's name! It happened!

How are you not even a little jealous?

[Kenneth Branagh]

I don't doubt that
You obviously called out his name because I hadn't found you yet
If he was the only one there, I should hope you'd be using his name

Jealousy would indicate that I doubted your feelings, or that I thought you might set your whole heart on another man

I'm not jealous

Are you jealous?

[Niall Gallagher]

No!
...
Of who?

Sometimes I wanna strangle the logic out of you.

[Kenneth Branagh]

If you strangled me I'd be dead

I've had lovers before too
Are you jealous of any of them?

[Niall Gallagher]

That!
Sir...
Is a LIE
and you don't want to know how I know that
but I know it, so you have it on good authority
(which is me)

And ye-eaah I'm jealous!
I don't even know them and I'm jealous!

They'll always have that time with you
Not that I think you're thinking about them when you're with me or that you regret leaving any of them
I'm not really worried about that
Should I be?

Nah I'm not.

[Kenneth Branagh]

I could give you names and addresses if you're so worried
You can see for yourself that none of them are any competition

All of my time with them was spent thinking of you anyway

[Niall Gallagher]

I'm notttt
Ken I'm not thinking of them as competition.
I know they don't got anything on all this