Release the kraken!

[Kenneth Branagh]

Oh no, I'm not accusing you of anything

I'm going to have some
Maybe a lot of it

[Niall Gallagher]

What?
You need to be drunk to have sex with me now?

I can always ravish you again.
I know I'm good at it.
Youuu know I'm good at it

[Kenneth Branagh]

No

I'm doing this

And I don't need to be drunk to have sex with you, I need to be slightly tipsy to not be me

It
You've just got to be patient with me, Poodles
I'm trying not to be so uptight

[Niall Gallagher]

Why do you need to be tipsy?

I can ease you up. Give you a nice massage.
Have you ever had a head and neck massage?
Oh my god, Kenny, they're to die for

[Kenneth Branagh]

Because
I'm me
Doing things like ravishing someone doesn't come easily to me
I don't have whatever it is that makes people spontaneous in that way, love

I worry about letting you down

[Niall Gallagher]

Oh now that's just silly
If we were both spontaneous, nobody would be around to stop us doing stupid things!
Like getting ravished on the roof or in the lake

It's my job to say the stupid things and your job to talk me down
yin and yang

[Kenneth Branagh]

That's true...
I do think we're a good fit, even though we're so different

Maybe you can teach me how to lighten up once in a while too
I used to know how but I seem to have forgotten
...do those massages really help?

[Niall Gallagher]

Oh yeah they do
I have the magic touch
Trust me, you'll feel high when I'm done with you!

[Kenneth Branagh]

You
Do have a magic touch

...
Niall love
You've stopped taking that prystal drug, right?

[Niall Gallagher]

I'm not onnn anything
Why don't you trust me?

[Kenneth Branagh]

No I do trust you, love, I do. I really, really do and that's why
This is very hard for me to say

I've been detecting signs of magic
From you

Prystal is the only drug that makes humans take on magical energy
And if you haven't been taking it then

[Niall Gallagher]

Hahaha!
That's funny

Kenny, it's just love. <3
It does feel a lot like magic though, doesn't it?
probably why so many people compare the two in music all the time.

I swear to you I'm not on any prystal

[Kenneth Branagh]

Love doesn't
Make people's eyes glow golden

And it doesn't set off all my detectors

I haven't found a trace of prystal around the flat and believe me, I've scoured every nook and cranny

I don't understand what's going on

[Niall Gallagher]

Do they?
:/
I admit I've set off detectors before but
It's a fluke
I'm not magic or anything

Maybe prystal stays in the system for a
long time?

[Kenneth Branagh]

You've been setting them off since we were kids...

And I asked a friend, prystal doesn't last past a week. The magic burns off quick

So
Maybe we need to get you tested