Are you lonely when you're laying in my bed?

[Raphael Malai]

But
But

But

🤯

[Rhys McCabe]

Right at the beginning of this conversation, I said we could sit and drink.
It's stupid, but I didn't say I wouldn't.

[Raphael Malai]

There is a term for this
I believe they call it being

Tsundere

That's you

[Rhys McCabe]

Unlike you, I looked it up and you're wrong.
As usual.

[Raphael Malai]

I told you I don't have access to the internet!

And I'm not wrong. A real Japanese expert told me what it means.
His name was
Weeb, I think?

[Rhys McCabe]

Weeb is not a name.

[Raphael Malai]

He said what's what people call him...

Why can't Weeb be a name Rhys?

[Rhys McCabe]

This is what I found:

A weeb is a derisive term for a non-Japanese person who is so obsessed with Japanese culture that they wish they were actually Japanese.

(Okay, Siri. I mean Rhys)

[Raphael Malai]

The internet takes a lot of joy out of life, doesn't it?

(Okay dictionary man LMAO He just needs to be Right about Everything!)

[Rhys McCabe]

I find it useful.
It'll make it easier to blend in.

[Raphael Malai]

But if we know everything
What's left to discover? :(

[Rhys McCabe]

Hence my ennui.

[Raphael Malai]

You need a google detox maybe...

[Rhys McCabe]

But the information is right here.

[Raphael Malai]

I think you're addicted to the Google