Are you lonely when you're laying in my bed?

[Raphael Malai]

I think I just got set up and then immediately stood up

Within the span of about
10 minutes

😖

Rhys McCabe

[Rhys McCabe]

Good

You're not supposed to be dating anyway.

[Raphael Malai]

That's a rule you totally made up randomly

Humans date all the time
I want to date too ☹

[Rhys McCabe]

Why? It looks so boring.

[Raphael Malai]

What do you MEAN boring?!
Don't you see how much fun they have??

And those little cup things they drink out of
Espresso?
They're so cute...

Let's go on a date!

[Rhys McCabe]

No...
When were they having fun?
We can sit and talk and drink out of those cups.
But it doesn't look fun to me.

[Raphael Malai]

They do stuff under the table sweetie
Like their legs touch
Knees brush
A foot pokes an ankle

It's subtle flirting!

You only have fun when you're killing something
Boooooo

[Rhys McCabe]

Why are you looking under the table?

Not true. I like the hunting part more, really.
After they're dead, they're not so fun anymore.

[Raphael Malai]

I was doing
research

*shifty*

And I like hunting too but hunting all day every day is dullsville!

[Rhys McCabe]

Research for your Wesley?
I could just corrupt him already.
Then he might look at you.

[Raphael Malai]

Hey hey hands off my Wesley!

I made his girlfriend break up with him though
hehe

And if YOU corrupt him you'll kill him! He's too precious to die
I almost got a date with him too but he backed out last-minute. UGH stupid fairies!

[Rhys McCabe]

I know, I saw you do it.

And maybe if you asked yourself instead of getting some dumb human to do it, you would be on your precious date right now.

[Raphael Malai]

You did?! You were spying on me!!!

I don't want to ask him
I want him to ask me 😤

I could have so much fun perverting him

[Rhys McCabe]

Yeah, so?

Good luck getting him to ask you if he doesn't even know you exist.

[Raphael Malai]

Why are you spying on me?? I don't spy on you and I'M A SPY!

You're terrible, all you do is knock down my dreams 😥 Where is the support from a fellow Fallen? I support your dreams!