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Only fools fall for you

Started by Wesley Carter, Feb 10, 2020, 06:20 PM

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...well yeah

We really are an old married couple aren't we?

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I guess now's as good a time as any to shake things up

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Oh my god
We're swingers

Oh my god

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Ok whatever you say

I have to go shovel goat crap so I'll talk to you later.

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That's an extremely unsexy thing to say
And also please don't shovel goat crap now

I don't want to kiss someone who smells like goat crap
That shit stays on you for a looooong time

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Fine, I'll wait until after you have your one grope.
And kiss, apparently.

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Kisses

Also you're gonna follow making out with me
With shovelling manure?

You
Need to get off the ranch
My dude

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All right I'll pay Ted to do it, get off my back

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Hahaha omg
You're so easy to tease

Why
Let's just go somewhere and hang out like we used to
Before you became your dad and started doing chores voluntarily
Instead of leaving it all to Gil, which is the only acceptable thing to do

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That was before--
Ok whatever we'll just fuck off to the barn or something

The hay one, not the stinky goat one, so don't whine

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Heheh
You want to go up to the hay loft with me?

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Yeah this time I won't puss out

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Oohhhh that's my man!

See there's the Wes I know and love! I knew he was in there all along!