Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

I said no!

I'm done. If you need to talk about your other stuff then call me
But the other stuff
Just fucking stop

[Stefjan Auer]

Why is this so hard for you?

Like
You'd almost think there's something wrong with liking guys or liking to kiss a guy

Is there something so deathly horrible about this?

[Wesley Carter]

Is it so
Much to ask for some agency in my own goddamn love life?

It's nothing to do with gay or straight
Ffs
You don't go froM 5 years to
Suddenly being okay with somebody new


But you wouldn't get that since you can't even stay in a committed relationship!

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh now you know about my love life
When you've been with a girl for 5 years
Who never wanted anything you wanted
Who took you for granted and shit all over your dreams for the future

That somehow qualifies you to talk about how I can't keep a guy

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah actually it does!

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh good
The closet case is suddenly self actualized, this is amazing

So tell me
What did I do wrong huh?
Why can't I hold down a steady relationship, according to you?

[Wesley Carter]

You tell me!

You're the one who keeps jumping from guy to guy
So how does that qualify YOU to tell me how to find somebody
Because I'm not looking for just sex with the next twink down the street

[Stefjan Auer]

You don't know shit about me jumping from guy to guy you sad emo asshole
You're so broken up about your boo hoo girlfriend that you jumped at the first excuse to kiss some slut at a bonfire? SURE you're not looking for sex?

And I never set you up for sex! Stupid! I set you up for a DATE

[Wesley Carter]

I loved her so YEAH I'm fucking SAD

And I told you I didn't want it!
I don't need your fucking leftovers!

[Stefjan Auer]

They're not leftovers
What kind of person do you really think I am?

A slut right? Just like everybody else says behind my back? Sleep with everything on two legs?

[Wesley Carter]

You know your reputation as well as I do

[Stefjan Auer]

So that's all I am to you?
Just a reputation

[Wesley Carter]

You were supposed to be my best friend
Your reputation never bothered me

But you can't even hear the word no.

I get you're stressed out and not feeling good and I'm sorry about that
I hope you hear good news.


But I'm done. Talking. About. Dating.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh good for you
You put up with a slut for a friend

How noble Wes
Good guy Wes

I might be the one who can't hear the word no
But maybe that's because you've been saying it for so long it's lost all meaning

You don't even
You never
Ever looked beyond yourself

Thanks
For hoping I hear
Good news
Asshole

What a nice guy

[Wesley Carter]

Fuck you that's not what I said