Can’t help that I’m being selfish

[Alejandro Riviera]

Been let down and taken advantage one too many times?

[Dakota Choi]

Well... yeah

[Alejandro Riviera]

Sounds like maybe you need a friend
A friend who knows what that's like

A friend who won't drop you when it's inconvenient to be friends

[Dakota Choi]

Don't troll me, are you that friend or not

[Alejandro Riviera]

What do you think?!

[Dakota Choi]

I think you're not that big of an asshole

[Alejandro Riviera]

When was I an asshole??

I'm not an asshole
Not to you

[Dakota Choi]

That's what I'm saying
You're not asshole enough to do something like that

[Alejandro Riviera]

I'm your Superman baby 

[Dakota Choi]

Well I'm not Lois in this scenario.

[Alejandro Riviera]

I would never insinuate that you're Lois
Unlike a certain SOMEBODY did to me

You're
The phone booth

[Dakota Choi]

wtf
that's way worse

[Alejandro Riviera]

Is it?
So you don't want Superman inside you every other day?

[Dakota Choi]

Oh is that where you're going with it?

[Alejandro Riviera]

Yeah...
I admit it was a long shot...