Can’t help that I’m being selfish

[Dakota Choi]

Oh yeeeeeah

Well
men need to stop having these fantasies about some pure dude in the club
it's ridiculous

[Alejandro Riviera]

Yeah nobody actually pure goes to the club!
We're all there for one thing

To get wasted and go home with someone we'll regret the next morning

[Dakota Choi]

RIGHT?!!!!

So he can't be as pure as he thought he hoped you were
We're all men cmon

[Alejandro Riviera]

...then what DOES HE WANT

Does he want
a friend?

Who goes to the club to find friends??

[Dakota Choi]

RIGHT

WHO IS THIS GUY

[Alejandro Riviera]

I'm
going to look into his police record

Maybe he's some kind of psycho

He DOES seem too good to be true...

(JACK 2.0)

[Dakota Choi]

omg
you can do that
you should totally do that

find out every
thing

[Alejandro Riviera]

I feel like this is still the grudge talking here...

I'll do it
But I'm on to you Kota

[Dakota Choi]

yeah maybe a little
but at the same time
suspish?

[Alejandro Riviera]

You're suspicious
You devil

[Dakota Choi]

I'm so offended rn
ouch

[Alejandro Riviera]

That's probably the nicest thing anybody's said to you all week, don't lie
Also
I'm looking up your record too

[Dakota Choi]

yeah proooobably

have fun with that
my record's probably a fantasy trilogy

[Alejandro Riviera]

Well lucky you, I have another 2 weeks of vacation left
and I'm a fast reader

But really I don't care what's in the past
All I know is you
are sweet

[Dakota Choi]

Like I said, have fun. haha

And that is the dirtiest lie I've ever heard
I ain't sweet
and you know it