He's just a stubborn bitch

[Jack Ripley]

Well if you go into it with an attitude like that, of course it sounds uncool.
You have to come into it like "I'm in the Soup Circle, bitches."

Believe me, I've basically made a career out of making uncool things cool.

[Marguerite De Silva]

What the fuck Jack

You can't make soup cool.
Chicken noodle doesn't rhyme with bad-ass motherfucking bitch

Nobody rolls up in the club packing containers of minestrone

[Jack Ripley]

Yes but why don't they?

You know who makes things cool?

People that don't give a fuck.

[Marguerite De Silva]

But it's SOUP

Soup is what your mom makes for you when you fall and scrape your knees, or when you come home bullied and sniffling and wishing you weren't fat and ugly

It's just so
Momly

And that works for Bee because he's practically a little old grandma already but
Soup circle
Disturbs my soul

[Jack Ripley]

Fine
Get out of it.

:)

[Marguerite De Silva]

Bitch if your face wasn't so beautiful

I can't get out of it
I'm addicted

That motherfucking sweetheart across the courtyard makes the best soup I've ever had and I don't know how to quit it

[Jack Ripley]

Bitch I know.

Also, you're just going to have to face it.
You're a soup circler now.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Mother
Fucker

I actually think I like his soup more than I like
Booze

*horror whimpers irl*

FUCK JACK

[Jack Ripley]

Just remember:
the soup is probably better for you
But also:
more fattening.

[Marguerite De Silva]

FUCK

FUCK

What the fuck do I do Jack?!

[Jack Ripley]

You might just have to marry him.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Listen you smart ass, you think I won't force him to marry me?

I will come over there right now

[Jack Ripley]

I can't wait to meet the babies!

[Marguerite De Silva]

Does he
Have
An acceptable length of dick?

[Jack Ripley]

He does.