He's just a stubborn bitch

[Marguerite De Silva]

I'll cut your vests and your ties
😤

[Jack Ripley]

No.
No you stay away from my entire wardrobe.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Then stop looking like you're eighty miles deep in love

And at least try to look like a goddamn queen who's not even impressed by the idea of love

It's freaking me out every time you even say his name
B
🤦‍♀️

[Jack Ripley]

It's the first time I've really been happy in a long time.
Do you really want to take that away from me?

[Marguerite De Silva]

No! God no, I was the one who didn't set you two up with the wine!

But it's ruining our image
As fabulous amazing mega-bitches

[Jack Ripley]

Oh believe me, my co-workers would beg to differ.

[Marguerite De Silva]

That's because they haven't seen you and your new boyfriend together

You'll get that sappy look on your face the second you two are in a room together

[Jack Ripley]

But we have been...

[Marguerite De Silva]

In a room together?

Hm

[Jack Ripley]

It's kind of unavoidable.
We do work together.

[Marguerite De Silva]

You do work together

...quickies at lunch are now a viable thing though

[Jack Ripley]

Is your true intention to eventually get me fired?

[Marguerite De Silva]

You gave that some thought just now, don't lie to me

[Jack Ripley]

I did and I'm not lying.
I was dodging.
Less than artfully I see.

[Marguerite De Silva]

You gave it the good old college try, darling

Hey do you think you could get him down to the club? Is that ever going to be a thing?!