He's just a stubborn bitch

[Jack Ripley]

I plan on dating him?
What do you mean what am I planning?
I'm really just winging it at this point!

[Marguerite De Silva]

Oh
Anti-climactic

After all that fuss you made, I thought you'd be all
In denial again

[Jack Ripley]

Well
I'm not really that great when it comes to relationships

[Marguerite De Silva]

Oh baby, who IS?

But you should see the way you look when he texts you
Horrific

[Jack Ripley]

How do I look?
A man has to know.

[Marguerite De Silva]

What I'm about to tell you, I'm telling you for my own good because I cannot stand to look at you looking like that again

You have
The stupidest
Goofiest
Most disgustingly soppy smile on your face
And you look at your phone like I look at a brand new bottle of prosecco

[Jack Ripley]

Oh no. My image is shattered.

[Marguerite De Silva]

You're not even sorry.

That's how far you've fallen. You should be ashamed of yourself!
What if someone sees you looking like that?

[Jack Ripley]

You're the only one who saw it.


It can't be that bad.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Oh it's bad
It's very bad

[Jack Ripley]

Do you have something against my smile?

[Marguerite De Silva]

No, you have the smile of an angel
But not when you talk to him

Just tone it down a little
For those of us who are trying to be single and want to be happy about it

[Jack Ripley]

Fine, fine.

You have my permission to, I don't know, bite me if you see me getting lovesick again.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Bitch please, you'd probably just get off on that

I'm going to
Cut your vests up

[Jack Ripley]

Oh.
Hell no.
Bitch did not just say that.