He's just a stubborn bitch

[Marguerite De Silva]

If it were magic I wouldn't be so upset
The soup is legit

Brayden
I'd say maybe fae

[Jack Ripley]

Fae... all right...

/still doesn't believe

[Marguerite De Silva]

Or maybe an angel?
God that'd be WAY too cliche

No I think fae
Ask him

I'll die if he is. Imagine him being a FAIRY. Hahaha!

[Jack Ripley]

You want me to ask
if he's a... fairy.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Yes

Oh I don't mean like
Gay fairy fairy

I mean fairy fairy

[Jack Ripley]

Right, I got that. 

Did you get into my stash?

[Marguerite De Silva]

No
That was yesterday

You should really know about the person you're dating
Just saying

[Jack Ripley]

Yeah.
Okay. I'll ask him if he's a fairy~

[Marguerite De Silva]

You're being facetious, bitch, but I'm telling you, he's magic
And you will thank me later once he comes clean

They can do some freaky shit

[Jack Ripley]

Like what?

Grow a couple of extra dicks?
Tentacles?

Is this going to get kinky?

[Marguerite De Silva]

Actually, Jack, I dated this one girl and let me just say, no vibrator was needed, ever
But in general I think they can heighten all of the senses with their goddamn fairy dust

It's addictive supposedly. People bottle and sell that shit.

[Jack Ripley]

Like an aphrodisiac?
Interesting.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Yes, like an aphrodisiac mixed with a LOT of cocaine and a pinch of shrooms. ;) Amazing stuff if you can get your hands on some
Or get it fresh off the wings of an adorable little fairy~

[Jack Ripley]

I wonder what it really is.

/cause it can't actually be fairy dust hoho

[Marguerite De Silva]

...you sir are a doubter
So you don't believe in magic, huh?