Murder House Blues

[Wesley Carter]

Is that supposed to be some animal fucking joke? 🙄

Annnnd how do you even know I have nice hands?

[Luka Hollister]

Well aren't you a little smarty-pants~

I mean
I have eyes
And only your hands are nice. Not you
You murderer

[Wesley Carter]

Oh my godddd get over yourself!

[Luka Hollister]

What??

I paid you a compliment!

[Wesley Carter]

That's what you call a compliment?

[Luka Hollister]

Well what do you want me to say??

You have gorgeous eyes and
A chiseled jaw and
a nice ass?

[Wesley Carter]

Whoa, okay.
I don't know what you think you're going to get out of this but you don't need to hit on me.

[Luka Hollister]

What are you talking about?

As if I would ever hit on you!
Not even if you were the last living thing on earth!

[Wesley Carter]

Good because I'm not in the mood for that shit.

[Luka Hollister]

Oh
You're one of THOSE kinds of guys are you?

Should've known

[Wesley Carter]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

[Luka Hollister]

Am I not speaking English?

You're one of those guys.
The kind that makes a huge deal if a guy even looks in your direction, like 'the gay' is contagious or something
And you want nothing to do with it

Am I wrong?

[Wesley Carter]

No! My best friend is gay.

[Luka Hollister]

Oh is he?
Couldn't exactly tell

So are you 'not in the mood for that gay shit' towards all guys? Or just me?

[Wesley Carter]

If you're asking if I'm gay, I'm not.